What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 11:17

Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
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-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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